There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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