Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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