Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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