I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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