My brain says no but my pants say off.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
