This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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