I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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