Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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