Dual....:-)
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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