I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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