i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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