do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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