yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
