he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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