if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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