i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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