You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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