Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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