I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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