you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
