I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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