Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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