Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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