He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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