just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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