what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Vodka?
Forever.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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