why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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