yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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