butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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