So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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