no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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