I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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