I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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