how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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