did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I fill condoms, not promises.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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