In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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