Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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