You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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