What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Do plants get herpes?
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