i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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