we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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