You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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