Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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