i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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