i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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