I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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