i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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