Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
