Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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