omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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